Welcome Aboard the S.S. Failboat

 Am I the only single person who adores Valentine's Day? Now, granted part of this is just me. My favorite colors are red and pink and...

Diet is going pretty well. I only want to kill everyone, ever about once or twice a day right now. Although I totes cheated this past Saturd...

I know this comes as a disappointment to my friends and some of my more sinister family members, but there will be no tutu worn in this year...

I don't mean that in any spiritual or metaphysical way. I mean embracing that I am a lazy turd. I am happiest curled up in bed with my l...

This isn't my first rodeo. I actually have had a blog for seven years that shall remain nameless that I keep pretty tightly locked down ...