A blog my mother is allowed to read

This isn't my first rodeo. I actually have had a blog for seven years that shall remain nameless that I keep pretty tightly locked down as it's not exactly fit for public consumption. And by public consumption I mean my grandma and my underage cousins. So I've started another one and expect it to be read primarily by my mom. Because moms always think you're funnier than you actually are and that's excellent for the ego. In an age where every and their dog has their own blog, here's a list of things you will not find on mine: Cooking tips, cleaning tips, decorating tips, useful life advice, forty thousand pictures of my children, and pictures of whatever knitting project I've recently completed. You WILL find: failure, pictures of me doing ill-advised things, my dog, incorrect comma usage (I'm already up to like five mistakes), and babble.

Or things like this. Providing an explanation would only ruin it, trust me.

So, enjoy.